Sinic's Back...kinda

So, I guess you could say I've been MIA lately.  The truth is, I just wrapped up the best summer since undergrad, and whelp, just neglected my little ole blog.

So, that being said, I will try to start the blogging again.  Most of my classes this semester are painfully boring, so I'm sure I can find some time to update all of you on the life and times of KSS.

So, since June, here's what you missed.

1. Got a job at a law firm as a clerk.  I have my own office.  They have unlimited Diet Coke and Starbucks coffee.  That's pretty much what sold me.  Oh, and about two weeks into it, I came into work and there was an envelope on my desk with the words "Pay to the Order Of."  Needless to say, I was really confused.  Haven't seen one of those in a while.
2. Shortly after I got the fantastic news that someone was going to PAY me to learn, I found out I didn't get on the Law Review.  
3. Took a loooot of vacays.  Visited Kathy in Minneapolis, went to DC twice to visit Joe and meet a portly man in a black robe that works in a big marble building, and went to the Ozarks for a weekend of bachelorette debauchery.  I left my dignity somewhere between party cove and Dog Days. Basically, I managed to consume an obscene amount of alcohol in three short months, and, well, it was awesome,
4. Got a fantastic tan.  No really, don't judge, I pride myself on this.  Everyone looks better tan.  Oh, and blonde.  See #5.
5. Chopped off all of my hair.  I'm also back to blonde.  Yes, I am definitely having more fun.  The haircut looks a lil something like that Dianna Agron masterpiece above.
6. Met a boy in DC, who doesn't live in DC.  Not gonna lie, was kinda smitten...as much as one can smit in a long distance fling.  But don't worry, he turned out to be a wee bit of a sociopath. Read: lies about his mother having Cancer.  Yes, really.  I should've known  when he said douchey things like "you're way better than Carrie Underwood."  Good gad, I know how to pick 'em.
7. Bought a macbook.  Still don't really know how to use it, but it's way better than my old Dell.
8. Signed up for the North Face Marathon.  Didn't train a lick. Hence, didn't run a lick. Whoopsies.  I'll run that fifth marathon one of these days.
9. Realized I don't really think I want to put people in jail anymore.  I think I just want to sue people and make a shit-ton of money to pay-off the mountain of debt I've acquired over the last two years (see #7).  See, told you law school would steal my soul.
10. Mi padre moved to Palm Desert.  Yes, that means California.  Woof.